anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
(via paprika)
do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours
Sitting there like 😊😊😊😊😊😒
(via zackisontumblr)
“I have so much to do”
*collapses on bed*
(via zackisontumblr)
Anonymous asked: Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.
They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
(via paprika)
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
(via thebootydiaries)
Dido: I will go down with this ship! And I won’t put my hands up, and surrender! There will be no white flag above my door! I’m in love, and always will be!
Ten Year Old Me:
(via infernal-dinosaur)
4w-k:
all time favorite quote c:
shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder
your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.
actually it’s
sholder
er
suer
souldthat suet part always gets me
(via thebootydiaries)
*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
(via thebootydiaries)
When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera
(Source: twitter.com, via thebootydiaries)
sometimes you have to ask yourself, do i have an unreasonable amount of books? and the answer is always yes. yes, you have too many, and yes, you should have more
(via literatureismyutopia)